WMD's discovered in Florida "adult superstore." Terror Alert level raised to blue.
A homemade "but highly effective" chemical weapon has temporarily shut down an adult book store in Florida, something that previous prayer vigils and protests had failed to do. The device made from two gallon-size sports drink jugs and a hose was attached to a window air-conditioning unit outside Café Risqué in Waldo, Florida. Alachua County Sheriff's Sergeant Keith Faulk states that the device qualifies as a weapon of destruction:
They're looking at hundreds of thousands of dollars in fines, and... 30 years in jail, You're trying to hurt people. You're trying to change their ideas or instill fear. And that's exactly what the terrorists do. So this person is a local terrorist.
Source: First Coast News