Are you looking for an exciting new career in torture, trade wars, or nuclear armament? #MAGA staffing solutions is here for you! more

Mar 15, 2018 5:00 PM Dispatches

“Geez, other people do stuff... Why am I so bad?” more

Mar 8, 2018 12:12 PM Dispatches

The NRA has some unexpected openings in its corporate partnership program...and that’s a good thing! more

Mar 2, 2018 3:05 PM Dispatches

The NRA’s members are loud, bumper-sticking their hobby, but as gun ownership drops, it’s a weakening lobby. more

Feb 23, 2018 6:03 AM Dispatches


Mark Fiore

It's like Blue Apron for lies! more

Feb 16, 2018 11:37 AM Dispatches

Now nuclear war can be smaller, cuter, and more likely. Hooray!! more

Feb 8, 2018 11:52 AM Dispatches

Trump is able to read from a teleprompter, which is a good thing. Unfortunately, when Stephen Miller writes your speech, you still sound like a crazy man. more

Feb 2, 2018 7:00 AM Dispatches

Breathe . . . Feel your trust build!! February 8th is going to be a magical day. more

Jan 26, 2018 12:00 AM Dispatches

Sad from all that “difficult news”? Well, Facebook’s got a treat for you! more

Jan 19, 2018 12:30 PM Dispatches

"Oh say can you see a stable genius so bright!" more

Jan 11, 2018 1:10 PM Dispatches 1 Comments

Will this nuclear apocalypse start on Twitter? more

Jan 4, 2018 8:42 AM Dispatches 2 Comments

We all get growing inequality for Christmas, hooray! Check out this astounding holiday gift list! more

Dec 21, 2017 8:33 AM Dispatches

Teddy Roosevelt is back, learning what has become of his Republican Party. When President Trump hacked down the size of two national monuments, Roosevelt must have spun in his grave. more

Dec 5, 2017 1:00 PM Dispatches

Poor Wall Street folks, they have it so tough that the President of the United States and Mick Mulvaney have to come to their rescue... more

Nov 30, 2017 9:20 AM Dispatches

Such amazing hands to be thankful for! more

Nov 25, 2017 10:13 AM Dispatches

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This Thanksgiving, we gringos could gain a lot from contemplating the very Mexican themes of beauty and even fun that can be found in the midst of struggle, pain, and even tragedy. more

Nov 24, 2017 10:00 AM Dispatches 1 Comments

Hurry, hurry, hurry! (Before anyone has a chance to read the fine print.) more

Nov 16, 2017 8:58 AM Dispatches

If you want to hide your millions from taxation, just find a willing offshore haven to make your megabucks disappear into a maze of shell corporations. It’s your money, let the little people worry about their silly public roads and icky health care! more

Nov 10, 2017 8:00 AM Dispatches


Theresa Thompson

Kate Clinton wants you to make voting a habit. Listen in for some good reasons why, along with some knock-knock jokes—free! more

Nov 6, 2017 1:46 PM Dispatches

Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation is circling closer to the Oval Office. Actually, it’s been circling that part of the White House for a while. As the investigation progresses, we will see Trump throw more people under the bus. more

Nov 3, 2017 11:34 AM Dispatches