Political comic Will Durst has a new book out, “The All-American Sport of Bipartisan Bashing,” available from Ulysses Press. A Midwestern baby boomer with a media- induced identity crisis, Durst, according to the New York Times is “quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” This equal opportunity offender is exceptionally adept at swatting both partisan political piñatas upside their heads.August 27, 2008
Getting Democrats to follow a party line script is like trying to barbecue squid on a chain link fence. Major slippage is bound to occur.
August 26, 2008
John McCain forgot how many houses he has. Hey, the guy turns 72 on Friday. He’s probably unsure of how many fingers he has.
August 25, 2008
Political conventions are like Professional Wrestling. You already know what’s going to happen, but once every four years, its fun to watch.
August 22, 2008
Miller has launched Sparks Red, a citrus flavored malt drink with 8% alcohol and caffeine. For those of us who have searched the market in vain for a liquid speedball.
August 21, 2008
Former Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Joe Lieberman will be speaking at the Republican Convention. Filling the Benedict Arnold slot that Zev Miller vacated.
July 31, 2008
John McCain recently gave a speech in San Francisco, which is an awful lot like a cobra crashing a mongoose convention.
July 30, 2008
Alaska Senator Ted Stevens was indicted on 7 felony counts of bribery. You know how a bribe is different than a campaign contribution? A campaign contribution has six syllables. A bribe only has one.
July 29, 2008
Iran executed 29 people in one day. Apparently, they gave up the electric chair for electric bleachers.
July 28, 2008
President Bush complained that Wall Street got drunk and now has a hangover. Pretty condescending talk from the guy who acted as bartender.
July 25, 2008
Every Olympics the host nation gets to include their own sport. Wonder what the Chinese are going to do: barbed wire hurdles? The dissident toss? Starving Doberman re-education pit jump?
July 24, 2008
Barack Hussein is addressing his foreign policy bona fides. And John McCain is addressing his reversal of the cruel hand of time bona fides.
July 23, 2008
I don’t think John McCain is flip flopping so much as just forgetting what his previous positions were.
July 21, 2008
President Bush has agreed to a time horizon which is different from a timetable the same way that vertically falling moisture is different than rain.
April 29, 2008
Barack Obama turned down a chance to debate Hillary Clinton before next Tuesday’s primaries. “I’m not ducking, we’ve had 21 debates” he quacked.
April 28, 2008
The Reverend Jeremiah Wright may have permanently damaged Barack Obama’s Presidential aspirations by referring to him as a (gasp)… politician.
March 31, 2008
George Bush threw out the 1st ball at Nationals Park on Sunday Night, and if all goes according to plan, later this week, he’ll throw out the 1st Amendment.
March 28, 2008
After his eighth visit to Iraq, Sen. John McCain declared "we are succeeding." Wow, I hope so, because if this is success, I’d hate to see what losing looks like.
February 29, 2008
The New York Times intimates John McCain had a romantic relationship with a lobbyist. McCain wants a retraction. Barack Obama wants an investigation and Bill Clinton wants a phone number.
February 28, 2008
You could say that the electorate is less than excited Ralph Nader is running again. You could also say porcupine quills make inadequate pillow stuffing for day- care nap time.
Will Durst's comments and joke on the events of January 2008...
November 30, 2005 The Democrats are considering supplanting New Hampshire as their opening primary in '08.