Watching the Inauguration of Donald Trump? Here is a little distraction to take the edge off the day.
The Trump sniff
Trump gives a (tiny) thumbs up
Trump supporters beat up a protester
Reaction shot of Republican that did not support or withdrew support of Trump's candidacy for President (Presidents George H. Bush and George W. Bush; Senators McCain, Fischer, Collins, Portman, Graham, Crapo, Thune, Capito, Gardner, Lee, Murkowski, Sasse, Heller, Sullivan and Flake; 2012 Nominee Mitt Romney; former Secretaries of State Henry Kissinger, George Schultz, Colin Powell and Condi Rice; and 32 members of the U.S. House of Representatives, etc, etc)
Reaction shot of Republican that called Trump a racist or sexist but supported him anyway. (Paul Ryan and nearly every other Republican except Jeff Sessions and Steve King)
Trump does his Blue Steel look.
Melania does her Le Tigre look.
Trump does his Magnum look.
Trump claps for himself
Trump does hand tick while speaking where he puts his thumb and forefinger together (sign language for "F")
Trump mouths to Pence “check out that one” while pointing to a random woman in the audience.
Pence does his slow-mo sitcom laugh.
Close-up of the 2016 popular vote winner.
Close-up of the 2000 popular vote winner.
Spot a Confederate Flag in the audience.
Broadcaster comments on what Ivanka and Melania are wearing.
“We WILL build a wall”
Trump places hand on Bible (and doesn't burst into flames)
Trump pulls Clarence Thomas aside and says, “Huh… I thought you said I wasn’t legit?!?”
Trump pops a Tic-Tac
Bald Eagle attacks Trump (again)
Trump's "spiritual adviser" Paula White starts speaking in tongues (again) during the inauguration prayer (No jokes: she really does this!)
“Time to come together”
Trump returns salute of Marine Sentries
“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States”